Doggo was restless, so we went out for another walk.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 12/11/2016 at 19:12 • Filed to: Doggo

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And by “walk,” I mean a series of tug-o-wars and a battle of willpower through some woods.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:15

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That’s one smug look

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:16

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Meanwhile..

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:16

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that is a look of “i’ve had enough of your shit”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/11/2016 at 19:17

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I wish. We’re working on her confidence. She’s a doggo-teenager [uses dramatic air quotes] so she is insane, overstimulated, underchallenged, rebellious, and unconfident. Much like many teenagers.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 12/11/2016 at 19:18

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Correct

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 12/11/2016 at 19:19

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Maybe one day we’ll get to that point.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:25

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It’ll happen fella.

Your all still finding your feet.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:26

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 12/11/2016 at 19:27

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Whoa there, fancy-pants [hides doggo’s bandanas]

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:30

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she’s got a bandanna too

area man > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:38

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What’s his favorite car

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > area man 12/11/2016 at 19:40

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Probably the Vibe.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 19:55

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She has such a sinister look in that pic.

I’m surprised at the lack of drool marks on the truck! The passenger side of Crusty is just caked with dried muck.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 20:03

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Forgot to add the sleeping Doggo pic.

The best Dog is a tired Dog!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 20:12

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Coming this summer to a theater near you, Squinting Doggo Hidden Zoidberg.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Birddog 12/11/2016 at 20:15

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I am a thorough cleaner.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 20:30

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Guess I should hit the coin wash a bit more eh? (Seriously, windex and steel wool to get the slime off of glass!)

She doesn’t appear to be much of a drooler.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Birddog 12/11/2016 at 20:34

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She isn’t much of a drooler, you’re right. In my case, I have to take reasonable care of my pickup because it’s 37 years old and every imperfection adds up quick. My wife creased my once perfect dash last month...

Cash Rewards > S65 12/11/2016 at 20:59

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I tried a hat with mine. She was not amused.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 21:04

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I get it. I haven’t given up on Crusty’s interior. My landlord never followed through on re-graveling my driveway/street. I’ve given up on the exterior for now.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 21:38

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Doggy says, “Who owns who?” And, “Can I have my snack now?”

sonicgabe > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/12/2016 at 00:46

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I’ve been working hard at getting our dog to be a better walker. She’s a little too smart for her own good. She do the respond to command for a treat thing for a hot minute, but then stops giving a shit. But she’s been doing better on walks. We even had one last week where I let her choose the route. She didn’t pull at all; the leash was slack the whole time. But then...

The next night, she got all worked up over a lady and her little dog walking across the street from us. While trying to get her to chill, she then spotted two cats. She loves cats. She thinks all cats are her friends. She probably thinks she’s a cat. Anyway, she spots these two cats and takes off. Had she been on the sidewalk, I would have been able to hold her. She was on grass. Her traction control kicked in and she was off! I could barely keep myself from being pulled over.

For a while several years ago, I worked for a super fancy pet sitting/dog walking company. One client had a giant Rottweiler and a giant Doberman. GIANT. I was the only employee who could walk them as they were insanely strong.

When our dog took off after those two cats, she was pulling more than those two giant dogs ever did (and they were unruly, too). Fun.

I feel your pain.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2016 at 00:08

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Doggo looks smug.